Glenn, you have such a way with words.
In our corner of this lovely quiet village there is so little to attract me out into the streets other than squirrels, pheasants and the occasional fox and oh how I so wish that having now passed three quarters of a century that I could merit being described as a lad.
... and bored, if only you guys would try that tinsy winsy bit harder to correctly fill in the profiles, to understand that unlike dogs, links are not always for life, I just might have a bit of spare time in which to practice boredom.
However, I am fortunate to have other interests to fill my time so rest easy my friend, all is well in this small corner of our green and pleasant land.
M.